"What do you plan to do with your future?"
I will forever think of the daffodil as the Noot Noot Flower
I f uck ning hat e you so mu ch
after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?”
and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying